How the Morning Starts
Coffee is too harsh first thing. Jumping between Monster (lo carb) and Rock Star (sugar-free), it’s the only way to wake up, jump-start the neurons in the brain and meet the charging ogre that is the new day. Even on vacation when the ogre is wearing sunglasses, hawaiian shorts and flip-flops, it’s necessary.
And don’t tell me about how bad all the junk in it is for me, the Taurine, Ginseng, L-Carnitine, etc…I’ve checked, and believe me, the donut, cigarette and driving while talking on your celly is much, much more damaging to your potential lifespan.
There are websites devoted to these magical elixers, but let’s just say NGDGU is dedicated to them. And don’t tell me about the Aspertame in it, because both Monster and Rock Star use Sucralose (Splenda) as their sweetener (which, I know has a couple concerns, but not near the crippling effects on the body of Aspertame - Thank you Donald Rumsfeld).
Tags: energy drinks, monster
